• dazthejokester's Statistics

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 50
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 696
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 2,663
    • Total Time Active:
    • 273 hours, 7 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 905
    • Live Jokes:
    • 232
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 673
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 2.94
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 20,307m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 11.48
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 135

dazthejokester's Jokes

Kevin-Prince Boateng has kicked a ball at a section of the AC Milan crowd because they were racially abusing him.

It's a good job Robin Van Persie wasn't in the crowd, he could have been killed.
Breaking news: 8" canister found in the doorway of a mosque in Liverpool, Muslims claiming they have never seen anything like it.

Poland v England tonight, live from Olympic Stadium, Warsaw.

It will be very interesting to see which set of supporters travel back to England the happiest.
The 11 year old boy, Liam Corcoran, who boarded a flight alone from Manchester to Rome without a passport or ticket, has claimed that he was just, "Looking for a toilet".

If that's the case, he should have just boarded a flight to Glasgow.