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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 22 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 31 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 6 hours, 3 minutes | ||
All of debaser1's 8 jokes.
| As an avid trainspotter and casual pedophile, I have been most disappointed tonight and am now considering suing Babestation under the trades description act. |
 
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| An Englishman, an Irishmen and a Kenyan walk into a bar... I do miss the days of segregation |
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Am I a modern thinking environmentally conscious man? Of course I am, you only have to open my dustbin to see I use Bags for Life. |
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On Holiday I paid 75 fucking euros to experience the adrenaline and excitement of parasailing. It turned out just to be 4 retards in a boat. |
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"Doctor, doctor, Everyone's trying to kill me!" "Take these pills and you'll feel a lot better" "Thankyou Dr. Shipman." |
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| Really enjoyed that Muhammad Ali documentary last night.. can't help but think the secret to his physique might be those supplementary shakes |
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I thought I'd be watching skilled olympians flying 40 feet in the air off the back of a vessel when I bought my tickets for the olympic parasailing. Turns out I got the wrong end of the stick, and now I'm stuck watching 3 retards attempting to direct a boat in different directions. |
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I'm astonished that such a highly influential part of our lives could make this sort of protest. Everyone's lives disrupted, confusion and frustration at its highest level as the location at the centre of all intelligence turns black. I'm not talking about wikipedia... I'm just reminiscing about london during the riots. |
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