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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 5
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1257
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 7,439
    • Total Time Active:
    • 263 hours, 23 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 769
    • Live Jokes:
    • 257
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 512
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.67
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 49,463m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 28.95
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 88

deefer's Jokes

BBC News: Questions being asked why bomb detecting equipment didn't detect fake bomb on board plane which flew from London to Istanbul.

Errr, because it wasn't a bomb?
I tried to download the new Band-Aid song to raise money for victims of the ebola outbreak,

but my anti-virus software wouldn't let me.