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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 80
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1185
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 6,744
    • Total Time Active:
    • 251 hours, 36 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 747
    • Live Jokes:
    • 249
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 498
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.03
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 48,219m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 27.08
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 88

deefer's Jokes

BBC News: Questions being asked why bomb detecting equipment didn't detect fake bomb on board plane which flew from London to Istanbul.

Errr, because it wasn't a bomb?
I tried to download the new Band-Aid song to raise money for victims of the ebola outbreak,

but my anti-virus software wouldn't let me.
BBC News: Producer of TV programme Midsomer Murders has been sacked for having only white actors in the show.
In an interview he said, "Having black and Asian characters would not be a true reflection of life in rural England."

Yeah, but who commits the crime?