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dooran1981's Jokes

Craig David is quitting his singing career to join the British Olympic 2012 Archery team.

He's going to be their bow selector.
I've just served my wife with divorce papers. The straw that broke the camels back was last week. I phoned her up in my lunch hour and said

"Darling, I've just been thinking of the last time we had sex. It's got me all hot. I want you and I can't wait to rip your clothes off"

She said "Who is this?"