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|When arguing with your girlfriend, it's probably not the best idea in the world to remind her that even the Wii thinks she's a fat bitch.|
My daughter asked me what Chemistry was today.
I took her into her bedroom and put my Cobalt, Carbon and Potassium into her Vanadium, Silver, Iodine and Sodium.
Nintendo have brought out a new game.
Tis pretty shit though; all you do is sit in a wheelchair and try to keep your head level with the motion plus.
It think it called Wii Tard.
My mum has been suffering from stress recently and I really wanted to make this day special for her. So before she woke up this morning I jizzed on her forehead and left a box of Kleenex at her bedside.
That should take a load off her mind.
|I think Kim Jong and I have a lot in common. For instance I was havin a stroke on a train on Saturday too.|