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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 107
Total Joke Score: 1,071
Total Time Active: 38 hours, 22 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 193 Live Jokes: 37
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 156 Duplicate Jokes: 17
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 5.55 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 28.95
Average Time Before Deletion: 28,046m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (3)

The best of eezyweed's 37 jokes (View All).
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When arguing with your girlfriend, it's probably not the best idea in the world to remind her that even the Wii thinks she's a fat bitch. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eezyweed in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 304.8

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My daughter asked me what Chemistry was today.

I took her into her bedroom and put my Cobalt, Carbon and Potassium into her Vanadium, Silver, Iodine and Sodium. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eezyweed in Other - Science - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 274

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If Jesus could walk on water and humans are 70% water, if you walk on a human are you 70% Jesus? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eezyweed in Religion - Jesus - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 89.2

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Nintendo have brought out a new game.

Tis pretty shit though; all you do is sit in a wheelchair and try to keep your head level with the motion plus.

It think it called Wii Tard. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eezyweed in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 86.8

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hmmm n a haaaaaaaaan mmmm na ahha hhaaa

Rolf Harris having a wank 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eezyweed in Celebrities - Rolf Harris - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 51

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My mum has been suffering from stress recently and I really wanted to make this day special for her. So before she woke up this morning I jizzed on her forehead and left a box of Kleenex at her bedside.

That should take a load off her mind. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eezyweed in Events - Mothers Day - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 40.8

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What is the best thing about America?

Everyone has a set of tits to play with while masturbating. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eezyweed in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 39.2

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I think Kim Jong and I have a lot in common. For instance I was havin a stroke on a train on Saturday too. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eezyweed in In The News - North Korea - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 24.8

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Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eezyweed in Other - One Liner - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 19

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My wife wants a Swedish oven from IKEA.

Too bad, she is getting a Dutch one from MYREAR. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eezyweed in Sex and shit - Farting - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 16.4


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