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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 236
Total Joke Score: 527
Total Time Active: 50 hours, 6 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 201 Live Jokes: 38
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 163 Duplicate Jokes: 44
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 2.62 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 13.87
Average Time Before Deletion: 11,184m
Favourite Subcategory Sex and shit > Wife (3)

The best of egger's 38 jokes (View All).
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My parents disowned me after I got a tattoo of a barcode put on my forehead on a night out.

I hope I can redeem myself 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by egger in Other - Wordplay - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 207.4

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Mini Skirts - You have to be young to pull it off.

We'll see about that... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by egger in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 42.2

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I like my women how I like my sandwiches.

Made by my wife. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by egger in Sex and shit - Incest - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 33

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I hate my part time job as a leaf blower, the pay is terrible.

But if I was a gardener, I would be raking it in. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by egger in Other - Gardening - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 18.4

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Don't you just hate it when you accidentally run over a paki?

No me neither. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by egger in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 18

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Got young children? When the wife takes them to a supermarket, tell them that no matter how fast they run at it, automatic doors will always open in time... I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by egger in Other - Childish - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 17.4

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My dad offered to take me for my first pint over at the local pub on my 18th birthday

"The usual sir?"

"And what will your dad be having?" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by egger in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 17

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Wow. Talk about a stiff penalty. I really don't like their penal system over there. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by egger in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 13.4

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FOR SALE: Golf Buggy, complete with nearly a whole set of clubs.

All it needs is a driver. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by egger in Other - Transport (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 13

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I think I might have undercooked my bagel.

It's cold in the middle. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by egger in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 12.8


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