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The best of emjaydee's 19 jokes (View All).
I don't understand the point of lap-dancing clubs.
If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with the wife.
Quote by an anti-BNP protester: 'A racist in a suit is still a racist'
True, but a Muslim in a suit is still a lying dirty thieving suicide-bombing benefit-scrounging soap-dodging cunt.
Pulled a bird last night who told me her sex was on fire.
I dunno about that, but it now burns when I piss.
My wife was horrified last night when our 3 year old daughter walked in on us having sex.
Especially when I suggested a threesome!
Dear Dr Miriam,
I'm worried because my periods aren't blue like they are on telly
Chardonnay (13) Essex
It has been widely reported this week that Gordon Brown, who has already lost the sight in one eye due to a rugby injury, is losing the sight in his other eye.
I always thought it was wanking that made you blind. Obviously it's being a wanker.
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