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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 18 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,996 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 2 hours, 51 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 43 | Live Jokes: | 19 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 24 | Duplicate Jokes: | 7 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 46.42 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 105.05 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 178,049m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Wife (3) | |||
The best of emjaydee's 19 jokes (View All).
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I don't understand the point of lap-dancing clubs. If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with the wife. |
 
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Losing your hair? Small cock? You need a Porsche |
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Quote by an anti-BNP protester: 'A racist in a suit is still a racist' True, but a Muslim in a suit is still a lying dirty thieving suicide-bombing benefit-scrounging soap-dodging cunt. |
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by emjaydee in Religion - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 334
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Pulled a bird last night who told me her sex was on fire. I dunno about that, but it now burns when I piss. |
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Looking quite black out of my window. Weather's fine, I just live in Birmingham. |
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| I can't be the only guy who sees a cracking pair of tits, looks up and thinks 'What a waste' |
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My wife was horrified last night when our 3 year old daughter walked in on us having sex. Especially when I suggested a threesome! |
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So a 50 year old man finds millions of pounds worth of Anglo-Saxon gold using his metal detector in a field. The government declare the find as 'treasure' but will pay him a reward for its discovery. Why didn't he keep his mouth shut and send it piece by piece to Cash 4 Gold? |
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Dear Dr Miriam, I'm worried because my periods aren't blue like they are on telly Yours Chardonnay (13) Essex |
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It has been widely reported this week that Gordon Brown, who has already lost the sight in one eye due to a rugby injury, is losing the sight in his other eye. I always thought it was wanking that made you blind. Obviously it's being a wanker. |
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