• emptyhead's Statistics

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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 6598
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 41,353
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1,841 hours, 39 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 2,092
    • Live Jokes:
    • 1,010
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 1,082
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 19.77
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 37,514m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 40.94
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 109

emptyhead's Jokes

"I made a new discovery at work today," I said to my wife with a chuckle.

"You've worked at Land Rover for a week, and that joke's already wearing thin," she groaned.
Before I shagged a ginger prostitute last night, we started to haggle about the price.

"40", "100". "50", "90".

Eventually she paid me seventy quid.