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  • Everything I post (well, nearly everything) is a joke I have made up myself. I'm not keen on cut and pasting stuff, because its usually shite you have already heard.

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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 187
    • Live Jokes:
    • 118
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 69
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 95.74
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    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 151.72
    • Duplicate Jokes:
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erniehill's Jokes

Isn't America wonderful? You can get married and have children aged 16, you can join the army and kill people aged 18...

But you need to be 21 in order to rent porn or buy beer, because you aren't considered "emotionally mature" until that age.
Imagine being 85. A comfortable seat in very pleasant surroundings where you can sit surrounded by people your own age mumbling nonsense all day. Imagine being attended by nice smiling people and genuinly thinking you are still important, whilst living very nicely at the expense of the taxpayer. Well, that's not for everyone of course. Some of us aren't fortunate enough to get a seat in the House of Lords.