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|I was thrilled when I heard about InPrivate browsing. I've cleared my history so many times it's forgotten who the Romans are.|
Reverand Frank Pavone: "Abortion is an abomination"
The only reason you are pissed off about abortion is because when you see an aborted fetus you look at it and think "Oh dear, I could've been fucking that in six years time!"
|Scientologists keep handing me flyers to see a movie about Scientology. I didn't go because I think I've seen enough shit movies starring Tom Cruise.|
|What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a watch? A watch stops at 12 and a Catholic Priest fucks kids.|