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| Contribution Points: | 62 | Total Joke Score: | 780 |
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Total Time Active: | 19 hours, 4 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 20 | Live Jokes: | 8 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 12 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 |
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Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson in one evening. Database Latency too high... predictably. |
 
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Joke by faggotsnpeas in In The News - Michael Jackson (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 711.2
| Orange and Apple will make a great pear for the iPhone. |
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Joke by faggotsnpeas in Other - Wordplay - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 21.2
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Just walked into the patio doors and broke my nose. Bloody pane when that happens. |
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Joke submitted by faggotsnpeas, originally by wordplay in Other - Accidents - Added: 2 weeks ago
- Current Score: 18.8
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I would say Gordon Brown is a cunt... But he lacks warmth and depth. |
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Joke by faggotsnpeas in Celebrities - Gordon Brown - Added: 2 weeks ago
- Current Score: 13
| apparently the other two lads on the train in liverpool with liam were arrested for trespassing, but they were not charged. |
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Joke by faggotsnpeas in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 7 months ago
- Current Score: 9
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Darts players; To save time when playing, tie a piece of string to each dart before throwing, then a quick tug on said string will return them to you with ease. |
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Joke by faggotsnpeas in Sports - Darts - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
- Current Score: 8.8
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I just got a text from the missus asking me why Amazon is suggesting I consider other types of Balaclava's and plungers, Thanks Sickipedia, I now have to explain to my wife that I don't want to try a bit of S&M with her. The kids sort that out for me just fine. |
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Joke by faggotsnpeas in Sex and shit - S&M - Added: 2 months ago
- Current Score: -0.8
| Motorists. When stopped by the police for speeding or driving dangerously, always indignantly point out that they could better spend their time arresting 'proper' criminals. I haven't tried it myself, but I'm sure they'd see your point and let you on your way. |
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Joke by faggotsnpeas which requires categorising - Added: 1 month ago
- Current Score: -0.8
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