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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 34 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,737 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 15 hours, 1 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 60 | Live Jokes: | 40 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 20 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 28.95 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 43.43 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 47,994m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Riots (27) | |||
The best of fancy a line's 40 jokes (View All).
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I'm right behind these violent niggers smashing up our capital city; it's about time this government were taught a lesson. I hope they burn the whole fucking place to the ground! What's that? The football's been cancelled? You fucking black bastards! Get back in your cages, you fucking tree-swinging savages! |
 
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London police have released CCTV footage of the youths involved in the riots in Tottenham last night. Anyone that recognises any of the teeth should call Crimestoppers immediately. |
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Rowan Atkinson has been injured after crashing his McLaren F1 supercar in Cambridgeshire. Paramedics at the scene said his face was hideously disfigured, luckily for him though his only injury was to his shoulder. |
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by fancy a line in In The News - Headlines - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 138.2
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I'm thinking about going to Tottenham this afternoon to get a new TV but I can't make my mind up where to buy it from. The Red Lion or The Fox and Hounds? |
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What goes from 0 - 60 mph in 4 seconds? A nigger pushing a shopping trolley on Tottenham high street. |
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I heard one Conservative MP on the radio today blaming Blackberrys for organising this trouble in London. Silly old twat. They're called black BASTARDS, not Blackberrys! |
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Marvel Comics have killed off Peter Parker and the new Spider-Man is a mixed race teenager. So more of a Spider-Monkey then? |
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I'm sick of seeing all these niggers rioting and looting, haven't they got anything better to do? Oh, rape. Keep rioting boys! |
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I couldn't believe what I was seeing on my tv yesterday watching those fucking niggers running around in London. They were 2-0 up and still managed to lose to Man United in the Community Shield. |
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What do you get if you cross a rotweiller with an elephant? My wife. |
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