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Contribution Points: 84 Total Joke Score: 1,779
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 62 hours, 8 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 77 Live Jokes: 23
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I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7.

I call it: Windows 98.
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Joke by fellover in Other - Computers and Technology - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 1123.6

I think I'm going to have to delete my sickipedia account because I feel as if I don't belong here anymore.

I have a date tonight with a girl that is actually my age.
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Joke by fellover in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 229.2

My Muslim neighbour is extremely lazy.

He's just caught the bus when he looks like he's going hiking.
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Joke by fellover in Racism - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 191.2

I've just seen some Ice Hockey highlights and I am finding it difficult to understand where they got the idea from.

It's a bunch of white men wearing masks, chasing a black object and trying to beat it with sticks.

I'm sure there used to be something similar to this in recent times. Oh well.
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Joke by fellover in Racism - Ku Klux Klan (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 113.2

So the FA is refusing to pay Portsmouth for playing in the FA Cup because they are in administration.

That seems logical.

Now, as a doctor, I have decided to stop giving patients medication because they are ill.
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Joke by fellover which requires categorising - Added: 6 days ago - Current Score: 28.6

Everyone's worried about Sahil Saeed being in Pakistan.

No one ever gets worried about me when I return to my house.
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Joke by fellover which requires categorising - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 13.2

If your looking to commit suicide, instead of pure and simply killing yourself, be extremely racist in a black neighbourhood.

That way, everybody wins.
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Joke by fellover in Racism - Black - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 12.2

I was on my way home from work today and I saw a woman fall over.

I did everything I could...

I just couldn't hold my laughter in.
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Joke by fellover in Illness and mortality - Injury - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 10

I hate it when women cover up their tits.

It makes me feel like an object because I know they've been looking at me.
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Joke by fellover in Crime - Stalking - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 8.6

If only the cast of Cool Runnings thought 'come on guys, one last practice.' I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by fellover in Sports - Winter Olympics - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 8.6

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