• fifer22's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 563
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 698
    • Total Time Active:
    • 32 hours, 49 minutes
  • Favorite
  • Message

Note: once generated statistics are saved and may not be re-calculated for up to 48 hours. These statistics have just been generated for you. Aren't we nice?

  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 57
    • Live Jokes:
    • 29
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 28
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 12.25
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 69,832m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 24.07
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 10

fifer22's Jokes

As a prison officer escorted Anders Behring Breivik to the courthouse, he thought long and hard about what he had done a few weeks previously. It had seemed like a good idea at the time. Now ashamed and full of regret, he had lost all of his friends and society had turned its back on him. He would always be known as "that cunt". Finally, he made a promise to himself.

As soon as he had dropped Breivik off at court he was taking his iPad back to the shop.
The Met Office is predicting that next summer will be hotter and drier than average.

Unfortunately, they are also predicting that next summer will be in 2019.
Roy Hodgson has announced that WAGs are to be banned from the England camp at Euro 2012 to avoid distractions.

After learning that all the players' wives will be left at home, John Terry has withdrawn from the squad with a troublesome groin.
Honestly, people these days are so rude. I got so much abuse the other day for not giving up my seat on the bus for a heavily pregnant woman.
I argued my case but it only seemed to make it worse when I explained how much more difficult it was to use my iPad standing up.