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freddie gagtella's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 5 Total Joke Score: 594
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 15 hours, 22 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 39 Live Jokes: 14
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 25 Duplicate Jokes: 5


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I would like to apologize to the world and take full responsibility for the death of Michael Jackson.

There, I've said it, I killed the greatest singer/entertainer we have ever known... with my remote control.

I pressed the green button and the news reader said "If you have just turned on your TV, Michael Jackson is dead." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 456.8

I have a question for all you French who think no one should be allowed to wear a veil at work.

...what about bee keepers? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 38

Apparently teenage spunk tastes like raw potato......i wouldn't know........i've never tasted raw potato. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 29.2

What a beautiful morning today, i threw open the bedroom window, looked at my wife sleeping,took a deep breath ......and climbed in. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 25

My girlfriend wrote to me saying she breaking up with me and now living in the capital of the province of Burgundy.

It was a Dijon letter. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 20

I have got that new strain of swine flu from belgium.....its like mexican swine flu only more flemmish. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 11.2

The BBC weatherman said HIS biggest fear is that the freezing weather will return............well MY biggest fear is turning up for work in my underpants whilst being chased by nazi zombies. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 11

Jesus is coming back as a thalidomide,
lets see them try and crucify that fucker! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 10

My girlfriends so fat she's an alka-seltzer shag......you know?? when you put an alka-seltzer in every fold, then fuck the one that fizzes? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 5

When Jeremy Paxman asked who Lord Mandleson would have in his cabinet if he became prime minister, he replied "I'd love to have Brown, Balls, Darling, please"........so no change there then. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 3

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