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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 26 Total Joke Score: 1,010
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 29 hours, 5 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 64 Live Jokes: 27
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 37 Duplicate Jokes: 6
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 15.78 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 37.41


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I would like to apologize to the world and take full responsibility for the death of Michael Jackson.

There, I've said it, I killed the greatest singer/entertainer we have ever known... with my remote control.

I pressed the green button and the news reader said "If you have just turned on your TV, Michael Jackson is dead."
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Joke by freddie gagtella in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 460

I'm sure you will agree the whole country owes a huge debt for what Gordon Brown has done as prime minister. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella in Politics - Elections - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago - Current Score: 236.8

I have a question for all you French who think no one should be allowed to wear a veil at work.

...what about bee keepers?
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Joke submitted by freddie gagtella, originally by Milton Jones in Religion - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 87.8

I thought my mate was a big England supporter when i saw a huge red cross on his door...
Turns out he had bubonic plague.
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Joke by freddie gagtella in Sports - Football - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago - Current Score: 55.6

Apparently teenage spunk tastes like raw potato......i wouldn't know........i've never tasted raw potato. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 29.2

What a beautiful morning today, i threw open the bedroom window, looked at my wife sleeping,took a deep breath ......and climbed in. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 25

My girlfriend wrote to me saying she breaking up with me and now living in the capital of the province of Burgundy.

It was a Dijon letter.
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Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 20

What i want to know is.....
...how do the chinese know when there baby is down syndrome???
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Joke by freddie gagtella in Racism - Chinese - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago - Current Score: 11.4

So rising tory star Philippa Stroud ran prayer sessions to 'cure' gay people in Bedford and Birmingham? Whay would a 'cure gay prayer' prayer sound like?

It would end "....Ahhhh, men!"
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Joke by freddie gagtella in In The News - Newspapers - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 11.2

I have got that new strain of swine flu from belgium.....its like mexican swine flu only more flemmish. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by freddie gagtella which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 11.2

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