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|So Iran's supreme leader calls Britain the most evil foreign power. Well that shows what that dickhead knows, because Britain isn't foreign for a start.|
So Emma Winch, the female rugby player got smashed in the head by a cast-iron lawn roller released by drunks while she slept.
Fucking unbelievable. What's the world coming to? I've never been so disgusted in my entire life, than when I heard there are women rugby players.
So PC Bill Barker, the policeman killed in the Cockermouth floods had "unstoppable passion".
Call me skeptical, but water seemed to do a pretty fucking good job.
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