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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 775
Total Joke Score: 3,324
Total Time Active: 548 hours, 38 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 985 Live Jokes: 317
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 668 Duplicate Jokes: 29
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 3.37 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 10.49
Average Time Before Deletion: 3,899m
Favourite Subcategory Sex and shit > Wife (15)

The best of funboy3's 317 jokes (View All).
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My wife's leaving me because I'm so arrogant.

I told her to close the door on her way back in. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funboy3 in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago - Current Score: 613

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Tonight I saved a woman from the shame of prostitution.

I didn't pay her. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funboy3 in Sex and shit - Prostitutes - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 499.8

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After my girlfriend died, I spent a long time pondering the meaning of life.

Today I learned it was 25 years, with time off for good behaviour. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funboy3 in Crime - Murder - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 220.4

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I've got an Islamic advent calendar...

...you don't open the doors , you defuse them. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funboy3 in Religion - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 210

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Today the body of a little girl was exhumed , who died approximately 5 years ago.

It wasn't Madeleine McCann , but police say it provides a good resemblance to what she might look like now. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funboy3 in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 173.6

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My son asked me where the most dangerous place on earth is.

I'm stuck between Iraq/Kandahar place. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funboy3 in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 132.2

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I haven't received a greetings card from one single Ethiopian!

Do They Know It's Christmas? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funboy3 in Racism - Ethiopian (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 118.8

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My girlfriend burst into my flat earlier today.

"I'm pregnant!" she cried. "What are we going to do about it?"

"What do you mean,'We'," I said. "It's obvious I've already done my bit." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funboy3 in Sex and shit - Pregnancy - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 68.6

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My wife wanted to try something different in bed last night.

So we had sex. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funboy3 in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 59

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I picked up a Polish hooker last night ;

She said my regular prostitute had lost her job. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funboy3 in Racism - Polish (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 55.6


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