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I watched this cracking porno earlier, "Lesbian heat". There were these 2 gorgeous lezzas in it, dripping wet and playing with each other under the hot sun, letting out loud orgasmic screams as they pounded against each other...
... or "Wimbledon" as the BBC prefers to call it.
|Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's marriage break up... She also wants to know can she have first refusal on the blind nigger if neither of them want it.|
There seem to be an awful lot of paedophiles hanging around outside schools these days.
Luckily they're easy to spot with their hi-visibility jackets and giant lollipops.
After loading the last of his belongings onto the removal van Peter Andre hears Jordan call from the shed,
"Oi ! What about this fucking spade?".
He replies," He's not mine you cunt... Now Fuck off !"
The 3 reasons why i always use the disabled toilet when i'm out...
1. There's always one vacant.
2. The seat smells sweeter.
3. There are always loads of monkey bars in there to swing off while you're wanking.
What do you call a nigger that's never stolen anything ?
You'll have to wait to see if it's a boy or a girl before you give it a name.