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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 25 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,711 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 33 hours, 6 minutes | ||
The best of funny cunt's 71 jokes (View All).
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I watched this cracking porno earlier, "Lesbian heat". There were these 2 gorgeous lezzas in it, dripping wet and playing with each other under the hot sun, letting out loud orgasmic screams as they pounded against each other... ... or "Wimbledon" as the BBC prefers to call it. |
 
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by funny cunt in Sports - Tennis (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 337.6
| Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's marriage break up... She also wants to know can she have first refusal on the blind nigger if neither of them want it. |
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There seem to be an awful lot of paedophiles hanging around outside schools these days. Luckily they're easy to spot with their hi-visibility jackets and giant lollipops. |
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by funny cunt in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 295
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What do my four ex girlfriends all have in common? A shallow grave in Epping forest. |
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by funny cunt in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 188.4
| Sickipedia... More one liners than Amy Winehouse's dressing room. |
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by funny cunt in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 159.6
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I just facebooked my wife. Oxford English dictionary, right in the fucking mouth. |
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by funny cunt in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 118.4
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After loading the last of his belongings onto the removal van Peter Andre hears Jordan call from the shed, "Oi ! What about this fucking spade?". He replies," He's not mine you cunt... Now Fuck off !" |
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by funny cunt in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 117
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The 3 reasons why i always use the disabled toilet when i'm out... 1. There's always one vacant. 2. The seat smells sweeter. 3. There are always loads of monkey bars in there to swing off while you're wanking. |
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by funny cunt in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 114.2
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What do you call a nigger that's never stolen anything ? You'll have to wait to see if it's a boy or a girl before you give it a name. |
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Why did Liam Gill grab the 25,000 volt cable ? Because it was fuckin' buzzin' man ! |
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