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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 127
Total Joke Score: 510
Total Time Active: 69 hours, 25 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 433 Live Jokes: 86
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 347 Duplicate Jokes: 35
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 1.18 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 5.93
Average Time Before Deletion: 4,858m
Favourite Subcategory Other > ??? Random (7)

The best of funnyguyz's 86 jokes (View All).
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If I had a pound for every time I was called a retard,

I would have over a thousand dollars. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funnyguyz in Other - ??? Random - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 181.2

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4 and a half days into Lent and I still haven't bragged. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funnyguyz in Events - Lent - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago - Current Score: 51.2

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How do you know if someone has an iPad?

They show you a picture of it on their iPhone. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funnyguyz in Other - ??? Random - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago - Current Score: 27.8

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"I'm just sick of feeling shit all the time," I told my psychologist,

"Ok, what is your lifes occupation then?" he said,

"I'm a bowel examiner." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funnyguyz in Other - Work - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago - Current Score: 15.4

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My wife said that she will slip into anything sexy that turns me on.

I probably shouldn't have asked her to change into our daughter's clothes. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funnyguyz in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 15

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The house full of blacks across the road from me has just been set on fire and everyone burned alive,

No time to celebrate though, i'm on the run. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funnyguyz in Illness and mortality - Burns - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago - Current Score: 13.4

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I'm really hungry,

My mum and dad were never good at picking names... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funnyguyz in Other - Wordplay - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago - Current Score: 11.4

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My dad told me that being a sailor is in our blood,

After all, we were all seamen at one point. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funnyguyz in Sex and shit - Sperm - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago - Current Score: 11.2

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For Valentines day I got my girlfriend a huge teddy bear, a CD, some chocolates and a £100 gift card for HMV,

Too bad I had no money left to buy my wife something. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funnyguyz in Events - Valentines Day - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 11

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So I got into the taxi and it was a hot European woman driving. She started flirting a bit and I couldn't resist - I felt my dick getting hard and I knew this wouldn't end well.

I was right! She started the engine and crashed into a fucking tree. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by funnyguyz in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 9.4


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