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| Contribution Points: | 63 | Total Joke Score: | 17,346 |
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Total Time Active: | 107 hours, 34 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 1518 | Live Jokes: | 304 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 1214 | Duplicate Jokes: | 109 |
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?" |
 
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A 13 year old Belgian girl wrote to the advice column of a Teenager's magazine. I am 13 years old and still a virgin, is my Dad queer? |
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Joke by geebee which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 749
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THE WAR AGAINST TERRORISM.... ....God's way of teaching geography to Americans! |
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Talk about being fucking shell-shocked! I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for several months, I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a fucking towel wrapped round her head and I shot her! |
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards. I'm sure that must have been a record. |
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Joke by geebee in Other - ??? General - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 422.8
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How much does the average American have to eat, before he weighs 18 stone? Fuck all for about 3 years should do the trick! |
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A sure sign that I'm spending too much time on Sickipedia. We went to the estate agents, looking for a new house. The estate agent asked if we wanted a house with a cellar and I said, "We don't really need one, my wife can't have children!" |
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Joke by geebee in Other - Sickipedia - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 363.6
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Apparently the cause of the Air France crash was all a misunderstanding. One passenger shouted, "Hi Jacques!" to his mate. The crew immediately put their hands up and the plane went out of control. |
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Joke by geebee in In The News - Crashes - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 329
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I once raped an Essex girl. It wasn't as exciting as I'd imagined it to be.... ...She fucking enjoyed it more than I did and asked for a date afterwards! |
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Joke by geebee in Sex and shit - Essex Girls - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 317.4
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I see the price of Oxo cubes and Bovril has shot up again. The fucking stock market's gone crazy. |
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Joke by geebee in In The News - Credit Crunch - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 312.8
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