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goongetit's Jokes

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."
I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

And the large amount of semen found at the crime scene.
I turned on the TV today to watch a bit of the Ryder Cup only to find that play had suspended due to bad weather. There were just people walking around a field doing nothing exciting.

Looked like golf to me.