• grove's Statistics

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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1252
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 7,187
    • Total Time Active:
    • 180 hours, 48 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 759
    • Live Jokes:
    • 285
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 474
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.47
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 74,638m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 25.22
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 55

grove's Jokes

It's now been nine years to the day.
I'll never forget.
All those people, the looks of terror on their faces.
It was so pointless.
Not a day goes by without me thinking about it and wanting to cry.

I fucking hate my wedding anniversary.
I was rummaging around in the loft earlier when I found an old version of Mouse Trap.

I spent ages putting the plastic parts together, trapping the mouse and reliving my childhood days when I suddenly thought "Fuck, I've been up here ages pissing about, I'd better get down."

As I got to the bottom of the loft ladder I was greeted with the words, "Well you've been up there an hour P.C. Smith, that must have been a very thorough search, obviously no sign of Tia up there then?"