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|Total Joke Score:||1,508|
|Total Time Active:||9 hours, 58 minutes|
|Rooney has said to the media he wants to quit his job. DreamWorks hasn't yet released a statement...|
Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have?
|So, HIV first passed on to humans when an African fucked a monkey.... You can't blame him, I can't tell the difference either...|
So, Justin Bieber said 'call me' to Cheryl Cole on X factor. There is everything wrong with that.
First of all hes 16.
And second, she's mine.
A school in Norfolk is teaching its students sex education. The teacher explains "Sex is a way of life. Without sex children will not be born. This means your parents have had sex..."
A kid at the front stands up and shouts "THAT CHEATING BITCH!!!"
|My friend is 30 years old and still a virgin. He doesn't have a problem talking to women, he just can't be fucked.|