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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 76 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,651 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 24 hours, 32 minutes | ||
The best of hairyballs's 65 jokes (View All).
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Started up a website for women drivers only. Bloody thing kept crashing... |
 
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Asked a girl on the train if she knew what 2 plus 2 was. "Easy, 4. Now give me a hard one," she replied. So I raped her... |
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.. "Wigan fan then?" replies the librarian. |
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by hairyballs in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 283.6
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I'm quite good at the old pub quiz,so I decided to take a trip down the local last night and try to win this weeks £200.
I was going great, I had it in the bag and got down to the tiebreaker with the local smartarse. All i had to do was answer a simple question.. Q. Tell me the 2 most popular activities in a childrens playground? My answer of photography and wanking were surprisingly the wrong answer. Oh well, swing [...] |
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by hairyballs in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 205.8
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Headline on the Guardian website "Susan Boyle fever reaches Los Angeles" We still call it "Pig flu" in the UK. |
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by hairyballs in Celebrities - Susan Boyle - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 200.8
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BBC Sport reports that "Manchester United face a defensive crisis" Rio Ferdinand must be fit. |
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Matt Lucas walks into a library and asks for a book on coping with grief. After a few moments silence,the librarian replies...... "Computer says no........" |
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Me and the wife have a love/hate relationship.. I love ramming it up her arse and she fucking hates it. |
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"No problem, will just behind this bush do?" "It's ok, don't wear a condom, I'm on the pill." "Take your time, I don't start work for another hour." Carlsberg don't do rape victims, but if they did.... |
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Lewis Hamilton has promised to 'steal' the world title back from Jenson Button now that they've teamed up at McLaren. There's a fucking surprise. |
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