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Started up a website for women drivers only.
Bloody thing kept crashing...
Asked a girl on the train if she knew what 2 plus 2 was.
"Easy, 4. Now give me a hard one," she replied.
So I raped her...
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide..
"Wigan fan then?" replies the librarian.
I'm quite good at the old pub quiz,so I decided to take a trip down the local last night and try to win this weeks £200.
I was going great, I had it in the bag and got down to the tiebreaker with the local smartarse.
All i had to do was answer a simple question..
Q. Tell me the 2 most popular activities in a childrens playground?
My answer of photography and wanking were surprisingly the wrong answer.
Oh well, swings and roundabouts...
Headline on the Guardian website
"Susan Boyle fever reaches Los Angeles"
We still call it "Pig flu" in the UK.