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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 63 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,551 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 49 hours, 6 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 120 | Live Jokes: | 30 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 90 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 12.93 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 51.70 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 4,635m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (4) | |||
The best of henchboy's 30 jokes (View All).
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"Jesus loves you." A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison. |
 
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I killed my wife in self defence. It took me three hours to clean her blood off the dojo mat. |
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Yoda are we going the right way? "Off course, we are." |
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R2D2 was the most vulgar character in Star Wars. They bleeped out every word he said. |
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| I'm not saying I masturbate a lot but I recently had guttering fitted around my bed. |
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by henchboy in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago - Current Score: 13.8
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Apparently there's over 1 million videos of Japanese porn on the internet I'm still not sure how that female actress managed to star in every single one . |
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| Bringing on Torres for michael essien is a bit like replacing Steven hawkings for dappy from n-dubz in a maths quiz . |
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Why do black people use mirrors ? wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to look at their shadows. |
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My great grandad used to wonder the streets of London at midnight giving money to waitresses. He was called jack the tipper. |
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"Dogs are not just for Christmas" My Korean friend agrees, he eats them everyday |
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