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Contribution Points: 75 Total Joke Score: 5,309
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Spooky eh?

I signed Robert Enke on Football Manager 2010 on Monday and he goes and tops himself on Tuesday.

Anyways I'm in negotiations with Cristiano Ronaldo at the moment.

Wish me luck. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hotshot1992 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 1252.6

The Sickipedia Awards!

Prize winners........bj

Most anticipated event. Winner: Jade Goody death!

Award for Daftest Cunt. Winner: Francesca Anobile!

Hide and Seek Champion. Winner: Madeleine McCann!

Living Legend Award. Winner: The Librarian!

And the Award for work over The past 25 years. Winner: Josef Fritzl!

Literary Prize. Winner: Elisabeth Fritzl's Diary

Lifetime Achievemen [...]

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Joke by hotshot1992 in Other - Sickipedia - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 792.6

What would you call Robin Hood if he were black?

Robin bastard. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hotshot1992 in Racism - Black - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 609.8

A smug fucking mate of mine has been copying and pasting jokes from sickipedia to facebook and taking all the credit for it so Sam, if your reading this I Fucked Katie last Friday. From Matt.

Put this on you smug fuck. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hotshot1992 which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 498.2

Whenever I'm bored, I like to think about people with their hands in their pockets falling over. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hotshot1992 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 456.6

Just read in the newspaper that they are going to make a movie from the TV show Friends.

Well how the fuck are they going to do that if David Schwimmer's dead? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hotshot1992 which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 304.2

Why is there a man in the bottom corner of my TV playing charades? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hotshot1992 which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 266

My daughter went on the pill at 16 and put on 4 stone.

It turned out to be the best contraception ever.

Nobody goes near the fat fuck now - not even me. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hotshot1992 which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 117.2

I hear that Park Ji Sung has crashed his car.

I reckon if he opened his eyes a bit, he could see the road a bit better. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hotshot1992 which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 61.4

Just found some naked pictures on my little sister's phone and I'm telling our mum....
...in about three minutes time. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hotshot1992 which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 61

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