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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 67 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 6,827 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 135 hours, 51 minutes | ||
The best of intershitty's 143 jokes (View All).
| "Now, how's he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that...?" thought the spider. |
 
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| Wayne Rooney's video game out now: Pre-Evolution Soccer. |
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by intershitty in Celebrities - Footballers - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 877.2
| All of my passwords are "incorrect" so my computer always tells me if I forget. |
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| If you're always organizing things, you have OCD. If you're always eating things, you have OBCD. |
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| Dyslexics, have a break - have a Tic Tac! |
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by intershitty in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 370.2
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I've founded a band called The Prevention. We're going to be better than The Cure. |
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| If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them? |
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| Commuters: Convince passing traffic you were on 'Come Dine With Me' by riding a black cab home and holding up laminated numbers. |
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submitted by intershitty, originally by viz top tips in Other - Advice - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 180.2
| You know you've hit rock bottom when you ask out a blind woman and she tells you she's seeing someone. |
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by intershitty in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 164.6
| Some cocaine addicts get a very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen |
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