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Save the dolphin...I would love to sleep with it.
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| Contribution Points: | 894 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 9,746 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 655 hours, 8 minutes | ||
The best of irbaboon's 741 jokes (View All).
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I've dedicated my life to getting under age prostitutes off the streets. For an hour or so usually. |
 
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What wears a cloak and runs down the street? A black man who hasn't paid for his haircut. |
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A dog walks into a bar. The barman says, "Excuse me, but whose dog is this? The sign outside clearly says NO DOGS ALLOWED" The dog says, "Well, I'm not just any dog you know." The barman says, "So what makes you so special?" |
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Apparently the Korean leader Kim Jong Il has passed away. His younger cousin Kim Jong Healthy is set to become the new ruler. |
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Whilst driving yesterday I saw a banner over the road saying 'The Influence.' Fucking cops then pulled me over for driving under it. |
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Protractors. Not recommended for amateur farmers. |
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My mate from Norfolk's got ten perfectly formed fingers. On his left foot. |
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I used to be a huge fan of Robocop and now I've just been fitted with a robotic leg. Oh the iron knee. |
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The wife always complains that I never take note of her, so remembering something for a change I called her at work today to wish her a happy birthday. Turns out she died two years ago. |
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A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, "Have you been served?" |
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