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A dog walks into a bar. The barman says, "Excuse me, but whose dog is this? The sign outside clearly says NO DOGS ALLOWED"
The dog says, "Well, I'm not just any dog you know."
The barman says, "So what makes you so special?"
Apparently the Korean leader Kim Jong Il has passed away.
His younger cousin Kim Jong Healthy is set to become the new ruler.
My boss called this morning and shouted, "Where the fuck are you? It's 8:30 and you were supposed to start at 8."
"Relax, I'm in my office." I replied.
"Quit the shit!" he roared. "I'm standing in your office."
So I went, "Oh, sorry mate, I forgot to tell you about my new job."
Whilst driving yesterday I saw a banner over the road saying 'The Influence.'
Fucking cops then pulled me over for driving under it.