• irbaboon's Statistics

  • If you don't like Family Guy you're seriously retarded..

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1005
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 25,117
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1,983 hours, 13 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 6,781
    • Live Jokes:
    • 1,934
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 4,847
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 3.70
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 38,503m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 12.99
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 670

irbaboon's Jokes

A dog walks into a bar. The barman says, "Excuse me, but whose dog is this? The sign outside clearly says NO DOGS ALLOWED"

The dog says, "Well, I'm not just any dog you know."

The barman says, "So what makes you so special?"
My boss called this morning and shouted, "Where the fuck are you? It's 8:30 and you were supposed to start at 8."

"Relax, I'm in my office." I replied.

"Quit the shit!" he roared. "I'm standing in your office."

So I went, "Oh, sorry mate, I forgot to tell you about my new job."