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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1001
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 3,519
    • Total Time Active:
    • 357 hours, 26 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 410
    • Live Jokes:
    • 99
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 311
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 8.58
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 42,456m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 35.55
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 43

istvan66's Jokes

A black guy goes on the antiques roadshow with a very rare vase.
Hugh Scully asks, "How did you acquire the vase?"
The black guy says, "It was handed down to me."
Hugh Scully, "Where from?"
The black guy replies, "An upstairs window."
My doctor said that my heavy drinking was making me paranoid.
"So when did you have your last drink?" he asked.
I said, "What do you mean, last?"