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jack1993's Jokes

Sickipedia have released an update to their iPhone app, version 2.0. It's funny. I'd have thought they would go straight from version 1.0 to 1.6 or 2.3 or maybe even -0.8.
They had to stop broadcasting the original swiftcover advert with Iggy Pop as swiftcover have a policy against giving car insurance to celebrities.

I don't even understand why Iggy Pop needs car insurance... he's the passenger.
I recently applied for a job as a children's teacher at a local school. The woman interviewing me said, "Make sure you wear a belt as we've had incidents in the past". I replied "I won't need a belt. I'll have something perfectly firm enough to hold my trousers up around all those kids".

Anyway I got the job.