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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 68 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 195 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 12 hours, 35 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 52 | Live Jokes: | 15 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 37 | Duplicate Jokes: | 6 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 3.75 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 13.00 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 63,046m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Paedophile (2) | |||
The best of jack1993's 15 jokes (View All).
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, How much for flowers? Typical Jew. |
 
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by jack1993 in Events - Valentines Day (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 128.8
| Sickipedia have released an update to their iPhone app, version 2.0. It's funny. I'd have thought they would go straight from version 1.0 to 1.6 or 2.3 or maybe even -0.8. |
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| BREAKING NEWS: David Cameron has ordered the immediate removal of the troops in Afghanistan and has decided to invade Uruguay. |
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They had to stop broadcasting the original swiftcover advert with Iggy Pop as swiftcover have a policy against giving car insurance to celebrities. I don't even understand why Iggy Pop needs car insurance... he's the passenger. |
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I recently applied for a job as a children's teacher at a local school. The woman interviewing me said "make sure you wear a belt as we've had incidents in the past". I replied "I wont need a belt. I'll have something perfectly firm enough to hold my trousers up around all those kids". Anyway I got the job. |
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Maria Sharapova's groaning is so loud and annoying. Next time I think I'll give her enough rohypnol to knock her out. |
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| I don't know why but I found it incredibly funny when I found out from my doctor that I had a urinary problem. I pissed myself when he told me. |
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BBC NEWS: Births fuel UK population rise What the fuck else is going to fuel a population rise? |
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| My American girlfriend asked me to go and visit her family with her in America so I reluctantly went with her. Surprisingly, we actually had a great time and it was very romantic, so I felt the time was right to tell her I was a paedophile. Straight away she tells the police and I've been sentenced to 8 years. Trust the fucking Americans to have a law against foot fetishes. |
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New voice recognition software is going to give you very little privacy while using the computer. Imagine having to shout "Sexy Lesbians Fuck Each Other With Strap-ons" at your computer screen. |
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