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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 137 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,784 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 16 hours, 35 minutes | ||
All of janabimustafa's 5 jokes.
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How school works: In class: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass. |
 
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Joke
submitted by janabimustafa, originally by funnyjunk.com/antaurr in Other - School - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago - Current Score: 1,275
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A Russian, a Pole and a German are sitting in a prison cell.
The Russian comes up to the German holding a candy bar and asks "You want this?". The German is thinking "He'll probably want to fuck me for this" and says no. The Russian then comes up to the Pole and again asks "You want this?". The Polish guy is thinking "He'll probably want to fuck me for this, but hell, I'm a strong guy, I'll just tell him to piss off" and says yes. When he f [...] |
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If a girl likes you, she'll show it by never showing it. That's when you really know. Of course, it could also mean she doesn't like you at all. |
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Joke
by janabimustafa in Sex and shit - Relationships (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 100.2
| Two old ladies are discussing medical progress. "You know" says one to the other "when I was a young girl, the doctors asked me to undress completely each time I had a check-up. Today, I am only asked to show my tongue. Isn't this amazing? |
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How do you get 100 Canadians out of the pool? You tell them to get out of the pool. |
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