• jeizus's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 65
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1693
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 8,751
    • Total Time Active:
    • 268 hours, 46 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 1,048
    • Live Jokes:
    • 347
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 701
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 8.35
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 38,282m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 25.22
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 80

jeizus's Jokes

How many sickipedians does it take to change a lightbulb?

100:

1 to change it
4 to make a joke about claiming for the new bulb on MP expenses
5 to rip the piss out of the old bulb for not being white
5 to do the same cos it's not bright
10 to make jokes about the bulb being as smooth as Jade Goody's head
25 to make a joke about Harvey not noticing it'd blown in the first place
50 to connect to a librarian in some way