• jeizus's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 65
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1342
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 6,674
    • Total Time Active:
    • 213 hours, 49 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 847
    • Live Jokes:
    • 277
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 570
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 7.88
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 46,991m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 24.09
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 68

jeizus's Jokes

Toyota have apologised for not spotting the fault which causes loss of control.

They would have noticed it sooner if the Yaris had actually been bought by men.
How many sickipedians does it take to change a lightbulb?

100:

1 to change it
4 to make a joke about claiming for the new bulb on MP expenses
5 to rip the piss out of the old bulb for not being white
5 to do the same cos it's not bright
10 to make jokes about the bulb being as smooth as Jade Goody's head
25 to make a joke about Harvey not noticing it'd blown in the first place
50 to connect to a librarian in some way