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  • It takes a big man to cry.

    It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man's crying.

    Twitter account: sickcynic

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1610
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 44,137
    • Total Time Active:
    • 706 hours, 35 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 1,963
    • Live Jokes:
    • 822
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 1,141
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 22.48
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 44,138m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 53.69
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 111

jibjab's Jokes

British rescue operation.

Use stealth tactics to get into the enemy building. Use silenced weapons and gas to disable combatants and avoid detection. Rescue victim quickly and without taking any casualties.

American rescue operation.

Roll up in Hummers, because they are cool. Throw grenades at building until everyone inside is dead, because explosions are fucking cool. Drag corpse of person you just 'rescued' out of the rubble and stick American flag in them. High five anyone in your platoon still alive.