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  • I write my own jokes. You may be wondering where all the good ones are.

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    • 1,894 hours, 47 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 2,148
    • Live Jokes:
    • 880
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 1,268
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.50
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 51,042m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 23.19
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 124

jnwwfc1's Jokes

My grandfather developed cancer when he was younger.

Some say he's the most evil scientist who ever lived.
I was pulled over by the police today.

"How fast do you think you were going, sir?"

"60mph?" I asked.

"Try 135," the officer replied.

So I shut the door and drove as fast as I could.
The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques.

Although a waiting list has been set up.