• jnwwfc1's Statistics

  • I write my own jokes. You may be wondering where all the good ones are.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 5359
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 20,791
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1,894 hours, 59 minutes
  • Favorite
  • Message

Note: once generated statistics are saved and may not be re-calculated for up to 48 hours. These statistics have just been generated for you. Aren't we nice?

  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 2,148
    • Live Jokes:
    • 869
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 1,279
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.68
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 67,323m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 23.93
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 126

jnwwfc1's Jokes

My grandfather developed cancer when he was younger.

Some say he's the most evil scientist who ever lived.
The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques.

Although a waiting list has been set up.
I was pulled over by the police today.

"How fast do you think you were going, sir?"

"60mph?" I asked.

"Try 135," the officer replied.

So I shut the door and drove as fast as I could.