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Total Time Active: | 3 hours, 19 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 70 | Live Jokes: | 32 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 38 | Duplicate Jokes: | 0 |
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I just applied for planning permission for a new-build house. It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with nine turrets at various heights and windows all over the place. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green. The council told me to fuck off. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Building work starts on Monday. |
 
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Alfie Patten is more mature than he's given credit for. He's 13 coming on 15. |
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Joke by kuntfuker in Celebrities - Alfie Patton - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 431.6
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As I came up the stairs last night I thought; "This step fetish of mine is getting out of hand." |
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Joke by kuntfuker in Sex and shit - Fetish - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 325.6
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Me and the wife decided to have a threesome with my best friend last night. It was some of the best sex we've ever had. And I know he enjoyed it; his tail hasn't stopped wagging! |
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Joke by kuntfuker in Sex and shit - Beastiality - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 249.6
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Bad times: Some cunt has smashed my fence up. Good times: I found an abandoned sledge in my garden. |
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Joke by kuntfuker in Celebrities - Francesca Anobile - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 229.2
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They are finally releasing Peter Sutcliffe from Broadmoor. So look out girls there are two thing's that will rip your face off here in Yorkshire. Him and my fence. |
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Joke by kuntfuker in Celebrities - Yorkshire Ripper - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 190
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I'm thinking about becoming a Muslim. The Quran's a load of bollocks but my wife's face would benefit from a Burkha. |
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My wife has just given birth to a disabled child. I was dismayed to find out we will not be getting any support or financial assistance from the goverment. According to the so called experts, they don't think being ginger is that serious. |
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Joke by kuntfuker in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 42
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Why is there so much negative press about the Polish? I can't see what the problem is. My favourite is Mr Sheen but Pledge is fine too. |
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I raped my nan last night. Thankfully, due to her Alzheimer's, I should still be on for one of her fantastic Sunday roasts. |
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