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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 59
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 445
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    • 4 hours, 31 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 22
    • Live Jokes:
    • 9
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 13
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 20.23
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 73,959m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 49.44
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 2

legoland123's Jokes

I kidnapped Cheryl Cole the other day, raped her and then tied her up in the attic.

After I was finished she looked at me with tears in her eyes and said "Why have you done this to me!? You're gonna go to prison!"

I turned around, smiled and said "Well Cheryl, because you're worth it".
I met a girl for a drink the other day and she said it was the first time she had been out with a real 'ladykiller'....she didn't know how right she was.