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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 55 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 773 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 3 hours, 20 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 47 | Live Jokes: | 17 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 30 | Duplicate Jokes: | 0 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 16.45 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 45.47 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 9,422m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Incest (2) | |||
The best of lokeyslave's 17 jokes (View All).
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Whitney Houston died just hours after being asked to be a judge on the next season of X-Factor. Personally I think she made the right decision. |
 
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by lokeyslave in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 649
| Mimes have an interesting job... to say the least. |
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I took my collection of porn DVDs with me on holiday. Unfortunately the camp had no electricity so I was forced to use my hand-crank powered camping TV for watching them. I was tossing and turning all night. |
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One good thing about banging the Little Mermaid. She doesn't mind sleeping in the wet spot. |
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Whitney Houston 2012 Planking Champion (Underwater Division) |
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I figured out a way to get Angry Birds for free. Just cover the base of their feeder with pine tar. |
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My daughter's birthday party was last weekend, it was her Sweet 16 and she told me I should splurge on her for such a special occasion. I really need to learn the difference between "splurge" and "splooge." I was nearly as embarrassed as her party guests. |
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by lokeyslave in Sex and shit - Ejaculation (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago - Current Score: 4.4
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My dad caught me reading a book about incest and bizarre sexual practices. Boy, did HE give me an earful. |
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| You're about as useless as a photo on a Chinese driver's license. |
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by lokeyslave in Racism - Chinese (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago - Current Score: 3.6
| If my girlfriend sucked as much as my jokes, I wouldn't have the time to be posting them here. |
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