The day after Francesca died there were hundreds of jokes on here, two days after, her friends were on here kicking off and three days after, the Sheffield star was calling for a lawsuit.

Jade Goody’s been dying for months now and we’ve nearly got 1,000 jokes about her. Despite being paid millions for photo rights, a publicist and national media coverage, nobody’s been on here suggesting we stop.

Now I know that having cunt cancer must be truly terrible, but being [...]

The day after Francesca died there were hundreds of jokes on here, two days after, her friends were on here kicking off and three days after, the Sheffield star was calling for a lawsuit.

Jade Goody’s been dying for months now and we’ve nearly got 1,000 jokes about her. Despite being paid millions for photo rights, a publicist and national media coverage, nobody’s been on here suggesting we stop.

Now I know that having cunt cancer must be truly terrible, but being less popular than a ginger teenager? Fuck, that’s got to hurt!

My latest joke about the London marathon seems to have suffered slightly through the night. To ensure misunderstandings like this don't happen again I'll explain the phonomena to the countries a few hours behind ours to promote cultural understanding and stop the needless negative scoring.

America
It's a 'marathon', it's 26miles of running in the quickest time possible without the use of a car, bike or pickup-truck. There are no free burgers, hotdogs or doughtnuts at the end [...]

My latest joke about the London marathon seems to have suffered slightly through the night. To ensure misunderstandings like this don't happen again I'll explain the phonomena to the countries a few hours behind ours to promote cultural understanding and stop the needless negative scoring.

America
It's a 'marathon', it's 26miles of running in the quickest time possible without the use of a car, bike or pickup-truck. There are no free burgers, hotdogs or doughtnuts at the end and most people run it to prove that they can for a charity. For further info, google 'exercise'.

Mexico
No, they weren't running away from pigs. Calm down, it's just a cold.

Brazil
No plumbers were harmed all day.

Jamaica
I know that at 26miles, it's 25.95miles more than your atheletes usually run but you'd be amazed at how quickly most black people take to running through the streets of London.