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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 743 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,275 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 73 hours, 29 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 75 | Live Jokes: | 27 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 48 | Duplicate Jokes: | 6 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 17.00 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 47.22 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 95,134m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Celebrity Death (3) | |||
The best of ludwigvan's 27 jokes (View All).
| For Sale: Single white glove with a slightly soiled index finger. |
 
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by ludwigvan in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 667.4
| The French are so reliable. Always there when they need you. |
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| Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since he was friends with Macaulay Culkin. |
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by ludwigvan in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 58
| To commemorate Michael Jackson's death, a postage stamp is going to be brought out. It costs 50p but, if you lick it, you will be given $20,000,000 to keep quiet about it. |
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by ludwigvan in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 58
| Everyone thought that Americans hated Muslims because of what happened on 9/11, but it's now been realised that it's because they have a festival that involves not eating every day for a month. |
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| In the newspapers today, Boris Johnson is urging everyone in Britain to "Become muslims for a day." Well I'm sorry Boris, but I like washing and there isn't enough room in my house for another three families to move in. |
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| As the time nears for the chilean miners rescue, it has been reported that they have sent a desperate final plea "please dont let the americans try and rescue us" |
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| Footballer Joey Barton has been punched in the face outside a nightclub in Liverpool. Apparently he got his injuries after he picked a fight with somebody that was actually facing him this time |
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| NEWS. British special forces rescue British citizens in daring raid. Now all we need is for the American special forces to try and rescue Gaddafi and thats the libya problem sorted |
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Who wears his guns and holster just below his shoulders? Billy the flid |
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