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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 361 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,411 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 42 hours, 38 minutes | ||
The best of lukeyflukey's 15 jokes (View All).
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My missus dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, "You're being charged with being good in bed..." After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence. |
 
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by lukeyflukey in Illness and mortality - Erectile Dysfunction - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,307.8
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Have you heard of the Greek version of Monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everyone loses. |
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| My ego is nearly as big as my massive dick. |
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| I wish my girlfriend went down on me like these fucking sites seem to be. |
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I was debating the colour I'll have on my new computer. If I get white, it will work harder. But if I get black, it will run faster... |
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| Making jokes about 9/11 will go down as well as 2 skyscrapers. |
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If you throw hard enough. |
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My missus walked in on me and heard 2 males grunting on my laptop. She laughed and said "Watching the tennis ay?" "Uh, sure why not." |
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Women are entitled to opinions too! You just can't hear their opinions from the kitchen. |
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My son walked in today and saw my new hair cut. He said "You should just shave the rest off, say you've had chemotherapy because let's be honest, that's less tragic." Cunt. |
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