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i just had anal sex for the first time ever!
it wasn't very good though, i felt shit the whole way through
Just told my mate i had been shagging his wife for the past 3 years and we had a right laugh.
"APRIL FOOLS!" He shouted, barely able to contain his laughter. Streams of tears running down my face I laughed back, "What the fuck is April Fools?!"