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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 114
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 33
    • Total Time Active:
    • 11 hours, 21 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 45
    • Live Jokes:
    • 6
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 39
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 0.73
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 40,728m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 5.50
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 11

magic1ups's Jokes

I really hate it when the mother-in-law comes around unexpectedly..

It's a real struggle to knock her back out without the neighbours hearing.
Just told my mate i had been shagging his wife for the past 3 years and we had a right laugh.

"APRIL FOOLS!" He shouted, barely able to contain his laughter. Streams of tears running down my face I laughed back, "What the fuck is April Fools?!"