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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 156 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 345 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 28 hours, 18 minutes | ||
The best of malmo.1979's 36 jokes (View All).
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Eurozone is in crisis. Oh so it's my ozone now is it? |
 
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Work's Christmas party tonight - Pirate theme. Thinking of going in a dress, armed with an AK-47... |
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I like my Asian pedestrians how I like my Ghettos. Run down. |
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Just drew Greece in the Euros sweep stake at work. Apparently, if they win I have to give them the money. |
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Sky News: US Air strike kills 24 Pakistani soldiers. The Datsun Cherry they were travelling in is a write-off too. |
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Mr Muscle, loves the jobs you hate. No seriously, I would not have touched Arnie's house maid with a borrowed knob. |
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by malmo.1979 in Celebrities - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 13
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Strange how the Irish weren't complaining the last time they saw the Queen's face on the streets of Dublin... Adorning the billions of Pounds worth of bank notes when we were bailing the fuckers out. |
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| Following the success of the host nations in Euro 2012, UEFA have awarded Euro 2020 to Scotland and Wales |
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ITV News - "Britain grinds to a halt due to perfect storm" That will be London then... |
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Bonfire night parties. Making it Ok to be drunk and in charge of explosives since 1605. |
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