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I came across this on Wikipedia before.
'This limb disfigurement article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by
Who said wikipedia has no sense of humour?
A midget walked into my shop yesterday, picked up a few bits and bobs and came to the till.
The cost rang up to £5.16. He gave me a £5 note, then said,
"I don't have the rest... I'm a tad short."
We shared a good laugh, and then he attempted to walk away. I shouted after him,
"Where's my 16p you little shit!"
I am going to quit my job.
Every day when I go into the toilets, there's always this massive floater in the toilets.
I'm sick of it, honestly, it's the same old shit every day...
The missus suggested that we spice up the sex life last night.
She didn't appreciate it when I shoved a pepper grinder up her arse though...
I went up to a girl in a club last night, and asked her if she would like 12 inches of cock in her tonight.
She responded well, 'Oooh yes, that sounds lovely,' she replied with a wink.
'Great,' I replied, 'Me and my mate are looking for a girl to double team.'