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I came across this on Wikipedia before.
'This limb disfigurement article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by
Who said wikipedia has no sense of humour?
A midget walked into my shop yesterday, picked up a few bits and bobs and came to the till.
The cost rang up to £5.16. He gave me a £5 note, then said,
"I don't have the rest... I'm a tad short."
We shared a good laugh, and then he attempted to walk away. I shouted after him,
"Where's my 16p you little shit!"
I am going to quit my job.
Every day when I go into the toilets, there's always this massive floater in the toilets.
I'm sick of it, honestly, it's the same old shit every day...
I went up to a girl in a club last night, and asked her if she would like 12 inches of cock in her tonight.
She responded well, 'Oooh yes, that sounds lovely,' she replied with a wink.
'Great,' I replied, 'Me and my mate are looking for a girl to double team.'