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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 156 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 558 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 2 hours, 32 minutes | ||
All of maniac001's 5 jokes.
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I came across this on Wikipedia before. 'This limb disfigurement article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.' Who said wikipedia has no sense of humour? |
 
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by maniac001 in Other - Internet (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 282.2
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A midget walked into my shop yesterday, picked up a few bits and bobs and came to the till. The cost rang up to £5.16. He gave me a £5 note, then said, "I don't have the rest... I'm a tad short." We shared a good laugh, and then he attempted to walk away. I shouted after him, "Where's my 16p you little shit!" |
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I am going to quit my job. Every day when I go into the toilets, there's always this massive floater in the toilets. I'm sick of it, honestly, it's the same old shit every day... |
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by maniac001 in Sex and shit - Shit (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 21
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The missus suggested that we spice up the sex life last night. She didn't appreciate it when I shoved a pepper grinder up her arse though... |
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I went up to a girl in a club last night, and asked her if she would like 12 inches of cock in her tonight. She responded well, 'Oooh yes, that sounds lovely,' she replied with a wink. 'Great,' I replied, 'Me and my mate are looking for a girl to double team.' |
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