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    • 261
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    • 542
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 31
    • Live Jokes:
    • 4
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 27
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 17.48
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 114,749m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 135.50
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 10

maniac001's Jokes

A midget walked into my shop yesterday, picked up a few bits and bobs and came to the till.
The cost rang up to £5.16. He gave me a £5 note, then said,
"I don't have the rest... I'm a tad short."
We shared a good laugh, and then he attempted to walk away. I shouted after him,
"Where's my 16p you little shit!"
I went up to a girl in a club last night, and asked her if she would like 12 inches of cock in her tonight.

She responded well, 'Oooh yes, that sounds lovely,' she replied with a wink.

'Great,' I replied, 'Me and my mate are looking for a girl to double team.'