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|This month's Leaderboard points:||0|
|Total Joke Score:||1,329|
|Total Time Active:||11 hours, 33 minutes|
|Don't quite understand looting whilst rioting. At what point do you stop standing up for what you believe in and decide life would be better with a free radio alarm clock?|
|Watching Neymar play, you are forced to marvel at the immense talent, raw skill and pure creativity his agent must have.|
|If I see another joke about the Kaiser Chiefs, I'm going to throw a brick through a fucking wind... oh.|
|Being presented a medal by George Osborne at the Paralympic games is like Hitler giving you a hug for surviving the Holocaust.|
My laptop says I should plug in, or "find an alternative power source".
I suppose that's one way for my computer to tell me there's better things to do with my life.