• max's Statistics

  • A friend in need means it's time to put your phone on silent.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1917
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 8,311
    • Total Time Active:
    • 721 hours, 19 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 902
    • Live Jokes:
    • 255
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 647
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 9.21
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 18,873m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 32.59
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 144

max's Jokes

An American limps into a bar and finds a seat.

"What's up with you?" asks the barman.

The Yank pulls up his trouser leg and shows an impressive scar.

"I got that for nothing in Vietnam, August 1967."

"That's fuck all," says the barman, "see that 50" plasma on the wall? I got that for nothing too, Tottenham August 2011."