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Contribution Points: 0 Total Joke Score: 706
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 14 hours, 18 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 11 Live Jokes: 4
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 7 Duplicate Jokes: 3


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What's pink and covered in cobwebs?

Madeleine McCann's bike.
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Joke by mess in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 498

All these jokes about Michael Jackson......

He was a millionaire child molester, who got away with it, and he hated his black skin so much he turned himself white....

We shouldn't be making jokes about him, we should be out erecting fucking statues of him!
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Joke by mess which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 153.2

I ordered a joke book off Amazon last week.... but I didn't get it. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mess in Other - Books - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 34

Fuck me..... i hope he dies soon,

i can't take three weeks of shit jokes about rebooting him!!
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Joke by mess in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 21

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