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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 100 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 210 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 9 hours, 20 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 37 | Live Jokes: | 8 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 29 | Duplicate Jokes: | 7 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 5.68 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 26.25 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 25,998m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Celebrities > Stephen Hawking (1) | |||
All of metOLIca's 8 jokes.
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I've noticed recently that the way some companies word their advertising isn't far off a joke. For instance, a car insurance ad I saw the other day said: "Come visit our site where you could save up to 15% or more!" Up to 15%... Or more... So basically ranging from 0% to 100% Might be a bit cheaper, might be more expensive, you might save a shit load! ...Who knows? |
 
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| Why did God design man so that right after he cums it will make him feel sleepy..... and need a piss? By the time man returns from his piss mission he's no longer tired and will probably spend another 4 hours doing fuck all on the internet.... which will probably lead to another wank and the whole cycle starts all over again. |
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by metOLIca in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 61.2
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I Just read that Stephen Hawking is Dying!! Im so upset he was my favourite!!! Well, either him or Sargent Bash! |
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by metOLIca in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 27.2
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Kolo Toure has just admitted that the reason he left Arsenal for Manchester City was that he fell out with a team-mate at Arsenal which he said he will remain unnamed as he doesn't want to cause any controversy... I'd laugh if it was Adebayor. |
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| You know your life isn't going exactly as you planned when your version of a good Friday night is not having a wank on Wednesday or Thursday so the one on Friday is that little bit better! |
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My mate said to me the other day, "Do you think this country is becoming more misogynistic?" I said, "I dunno ask that bitch over there." |
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Don't you hate when you see these advert; "Want a bigger penis? CLICK HERE!" I already have something that makes my penis bigger, it's called porn and I'm trying to watch it, and having an animated penis slowly growing in the corner of my eye is putting me off. If anything your advertising campaign is making him go smaller, oh fuck now look what you've done... ok fuck it, fine you win. I'm going to bed! |
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by metOLIca in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 3.8
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BBC News: A small computer chip inside new 'Smart' jeans will be able to tweet their current location. Why? Just incase the owner hasn't already informed the world that he's in a star bucks in cambridgeshire paying seven pounds ninety-five for a double espresso via facebook, tubmlr, google+, friendster, or myspace already? |
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