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I had my first ever driving lesson the other day. It was going really smoothly till I accidentally ran over a Paki. In a moment of panic I sped off down the road with my instructor shouting furiously in my ear. I am so ashamed at my inexperience and inability behind the wheel.

I had forgotten to reverse