I had my first ever driving lesson the other day. It was going really smoothly till I accidentally ran over a Paki. In a moment of panic I sped off down the road with my instructor shouting furiously in my ear. I am so ashamed at my inexperience and inability behind the wheel.
Apparently we are as closely related to apes as lions are related to tigers. I also found out that if you were to breed a lion with a tiger you would get a liger. I wonder, what would you get if you bred a human with an ape?