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All of mgseward's 3 jokes.
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Rape is undoubtedly one of the single most horrific and cruelest experiences a person can be subjected to. I would never wish it upon anybody. Except Ulrika Jonsson |
 
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by mgseward in Celebrities - Ulrika Jonsson - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 21.2
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I had my first ever driving lesson the other day. It was going really smoothly till I accidentally ran over a Paki. In a moment of panic I sped off down the road with my instructor shouting furiously in my ear. I am so ashamed at my inexperience and inability behind the wheel. I had forgotten to reverse |
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Apparently we are as closely related to apes as lions are related to tigers. I also found out that if you were to breed a lion with a tiger you would get a liger. I wonder, what would you get if you bred a human with an ape? AIDS |
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by mgseward in Illness and mortality - AIDS/HIV - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1.8
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