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|Brendan Behan once coined the Phrase"There is no such thing as bad publicity " Max Clifford was unavailable to comment..|
SKY BREAKING NEWS:
Congo Fever Confirmed In Scotland....
looks like Blacklace are on a come back tour again ...
|John Terry is said to have heard Mark Clattenburg call Mikel a black cunt whilst celebrating the win with the Manchester United players....|
|You've tried the George Foreman Grill now out on sale the Audley Harrison Microwave oven stops in 82 seconds with no bell...For quick and easy results every time.|
|My spoilt Bisexual wife has demanded a sex change so I've finally agreed, we now have it Tuesdays , Fridays and Saturdays instead of just Sunday mornings when I'm pissed up.|
|I've been struck off Ebay for trying to sell homing pigeons, it's not my fault the purchaser keeps sending them back.|
|You have to feel some empathy with Michael Owen when he says " I've never felt under so much pressure" I mean we've all been out of work for 10 months and found out that 2 foreigners are doing the same job as you but for less money..|