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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 0 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 716 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 0 seconds | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 4 | Live Jokes: | 3 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 1 | Duplicate Jokes: | 1 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 179.00 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 238.67 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 0m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Illness and mortality > Thalidomide (1) | |||
All of mkgbw246's 3 jokes.
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What's the useless mound of flesh around the nipples? The woman. |
 
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Dave has just had his left arm amputated after an accident at work. He goes to his local for a few pints with his mate Rick to drown his sorrows.
After half an hour a man with no arms at all comes into the pub bouncing around like he's on a pogo stick. Rick says to Dave, "Look, you miserable twat. That guy there has got no arms at all and he's as happy as a pig in shit. At least you still have an arm." Rick goes over to this guy. &qu [...] |
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Joke
by mkgbw246 in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 5 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 120.6
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A six year old girl asks her mum, "Mummy, where do babies come from?" "They come from a seed darling." "Do you swallow it?" "You do if you want extra money off your dad." |
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